Had the most wonderful day. Secret forest lakes and all. And I’ve realized I’ve fallen in love.
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
that all happened in under 2 minutes
im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
- I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
- I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
- I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
- My pants are coming off tonight.
this can’t be true
If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
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nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
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This made me giggle like a loser.
boss is going by
quick wave at the boss
Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior.
i have been laughing for the past twenty minutes omg
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it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
Taylor Swift Attacked during her performance at the 2014 Grammys. Like a pro, the attack didn’t phase her and she kept on singing.
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