“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
- I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
- I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
- I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
- My pants are coming off tonight.
this can’t be true
If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
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nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
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This made me giggle like a loser.
boss is going by
quick wave at the boss
Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior.
i have been laughing for the past twenty minutes omg
welcome to Tumblr
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
Taylor Swift Attacked during her performance at the 2014 Grammys. Like a pro, the attack didn’t phase her and she kept on singing.
African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:
This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is.
this is what grace is
I never scroll pass this photo.. This is humanity, a lot of people can learn from this picture.
Bed views the last 2 mornings.
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